Vanila / General
Hilarious Upwork Jobs 🤣
Hilarious Upwork Jobs 🤣
Vanila/General · April 6, 2019 at 4:43amHilarious Upwork Jobs 🤣
Vanila / General · April 6, 2019 at 4:43amI can't stop laughing right now. Was going through Upwork to see if there are some interesting work/projects and I found this funny job posting.
So i decided to create this thread where we all can share funny / hilarious Upwork jobs. Feel free to share some laugh with others, so you can make our day more productive 😁.
Here is the first one. Wait for it ...
Site/app traffic
Hi, I am launching a new site/app I need 1Million visits to my site in a months time:1. must be real people (no bots)2. Preferably USA, UK, CANADA, AUSTRALIA etc3. google ad friendly Thanks
Budget: $200
This guy know what he is looking for. Basically what he want to get is 1 million visitors, which are of course the real one, no bots and shits, to be from top tier countries (USA, UK, CA, AUS) and to be google friendly.
Honestly, I would pay $300, if someone can deliver it 🤪. Kidding ..
April 6, 2019 at 8:25am
Yeah, also I have come acrossed with this problem before. I have been using Upwork for 3 months and want to share my thoughts about it.
- You send proposal but client doesn’t look at proposals that freelancers sent. Now I have sent 17 proposals but clients don’t reply my proposal. So, I wasted my connects.
- Now I am interviewing with a client to design an app. But client availability is so terrible. He doesn’t reply my messages. It is so bad situation.
- Then some clients can’t write job descriptions. They want UI/UX Designer to design an application, but also want to know Front-end development. This is horrible.
- Also client budgets is so bad. They looking for a UI Designer to redesign the entire application. But budget is 150$ 😭.
I shared 4 problems that I have come acrossed. If you want I can write a thread about it. Please let me know.
Also you can check out my Upwork profile 😁: https://www.upwork.com/freelancers/~01106eaf6a91e2735e
Yes, it is so annoying when you send connections, the Customer then simply closes the offer 😐
Multiple people with similar work, build a instagram automation tool, one has 5k budget, one has 200 budget. Both software has almost same set of features.
June 4, 2019 at 12:12am
Just wanted to share this funny guy who is looking for UI/UX with big balls 😁. What if its UI/UX guy is a girl?
June 6, 2019 at 6:12pm
is he serious ? lol
June 11, 2019 at 1:57pm